Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Amar Prothom Bidesh Jatra.....







Kortake jakhon sebar bideshe transfer korlo ami sei  takhoni bolechhilam "ami kintu eka bidesh jabona". kintu amar gnoar kortati sei kotha bujhle to !!!  tnaro jed konye aar sahodhorminitike ekbar dekhabeni tini kothai ar kibhabe achhen. bariteo sobai bollo "omuker pisi, tomuker dida ... sobai ghure elo, ar tumi/tui  parbena/parbina??"  Sobaikar ei osiim jed e aar thela thelir chap e pore ami je kakhon dhuk e porlam Kolkata-r International airport e... dhuk e porbar por mone holo chitkar kore boli "Amiii jabooonaaa, Pleaseeee" kintu shunbe ke? konye takhon tar chhotto muthi die amar hat ankre roechhe aar security guard er opash theke barir lokjon gorbito mukhe hat narachhe... bolbo kake?? 

korta tar daityamoton ghano ghano mobile e call korchhen. kintu debduter moton aral theke ki sob samlano jai? o kaj kebol debduterai pare... se kotha take ke bojhabe?? 

Boka boka mukh dekhe ekjon egie elen help korte, ami kebla bhebe boslam amake dekhe onar doya hoechhe, korta phone e gyan dilen "Ini porter, charge kato nebe jiggasa kore nao.. sange nao.. tomake help kore deben" , ta sei bhadrolokke peye ami to anonde antohara , tini trolley thele ek ek jaigai jan amio tar pichhone andher moton dhaoa kori, seshe ek jaigai nie eshe bollen "Madam, ei nin apnar hand luggage, aar he he  he madam, mane amar takata", ami unki mere bhitore dekhe bollam "eikhan thekei flight dhorbo??" uni bollen "na na, ekhane apnader customs checking hobe, erpor customs clearence nebar por apnader security check aar tarpor apni waiting section e gie ektu wait korben okhanei flight er announcement shunben, asubidha hobena" ami bollam "tahole apnio cholun" uni ekgaal hese bollen "customs er okhane to madam amake jete debena " ei ekhan theke sudhu matro passenger chhara aar kauke allow korbena", ki kando, amar ekmatro sohayok takeo kina chhere dite hobe, kanna prai eshe gechhilo.


Onar haat theke luggage nie birer moton mukh kore duru duru buuk e customs officer er samne dnaralm, gombhir officer kagojpatro dekhe aar amake dekhe jiggasa korlo , "Apnar husband er naam?" ... sei somoi bhoi, utkonthai amar prai nijer nami bhule jabar upokrom, prosner uttor dite kagoj snete amar passport pherot die bollen "OK".


"OK" sabdota shonbar por meyer haat ami na amar haat meye dhore nilam ... egie gelam security checking e , sekhane ek prostho checking er por dhuke porlam bhitore, eibar abar kebla ami khanik wait korbar por ektai display board e kebol ekti kore flight er display dekhe samner guard ke jiggasa korlam achha amar ei omuk no flight kon gate e? Guard bhadrolok ekgaal hese bollo, "ekhane ekhon ei ektai gate madam onyatir repairing cholchhe". ki kando tobe je loker mukhe , cinemai aj poryanto jatorakom gate haranor kotha sunechhi ....!!!! nischintya hoe bose roilam.


announcement moton songe chhoto konye thakar subade preveleged passenger hisabe prai sobar prothom plane e othbar onumoti pelam. khusi hoe galo meye chhoto bachhader jonye airlines er gift dekhe. seto takhon eto khusi je parle roji ekbar international flight e chepe boshe. bipod elo jakhon subesha biman sebika ekgaal hese amader khabar nie elo. amar konyer er age jatobar India te flight (economic) e gachhe  tar ekmatro pochhonder khabar hisabe sandwitch kine kheyechhe, kintu ekhane khabar onya. khabar er proyojon onubhob kore jatobar take request kori "Ja diechhe kheye nao ma", se tatoi gno dhore bole .. "ami sandwitch khabo" ki kando ei modhyagagone ami sandwitch kotha theke pai. aar beshi bollei se golar swar tule bole "Bichhiri gandho.. ami khabona" , ki aar kora songe bag er bhitor e rakha ruti torkari ( sasurimaer deoa, uni bodhoi agei bujhechhilen ei meye nie ami ki ki bipode porte pari ) ber kore chup chap khaoate laglam. edik odik theke asha jaoa korte thaka passenger ra amake nirghat "Lalgolar" passenger bhebe niechhilo kintu ami takhon nirupai.


Flight jakhon "Frankfurt" er mati chhnui chhnui korchhe takhon abar amake chepe dhorlo arek bhoi. aha !!! connecting flight dhorte hobe je. kara jeno phis phis kore bolaboli korchhe "Paris -er" flight ta tader miss hoe galo. serechhe ki lokjon re baba, amar to hritpindoi bandho hoe jabe. Movie ar golper boi er kolyane e bhoi-o amar onekdiner.


Frankfurt e neme bujhte parlam, eki terminal haoa sattyeo amake baire berie gie abar dhukte hobe. Mono-rail e uthe announcement shune bujhte parlam, 3 degree cholchhe takhon, aari baas , meye ar meyer ma to prai garom jamakapor sunya. siggiri haat-bag khunje ber kore nilam , shwal, sweater, tupi... ebar pouchhe gelam doure doure security gate e. abar arekprostho checking. jano oi flight e boshe boma banie phelechhi amra. security guard chnechie bollo "open your scarf" !!! scarf??? kotahi ... neito... oho tar haat pa nara dekhe bujhlam amar oi oto sadher kashmiri shwal tike tar scarf bole mone hoechhe. dhutteri chai, takhoni bolechhilam "jabona !!!!"....


abar dour, ar sudhu dour?? chhoto meye , kono escalator e chapte raji noi, aar tar uchhota jato kom tar golar uchhota tato beshi , tai jorjar korar kono upai nei, tar upor eta kono third world country noi. ador-e abdar eo jakhon kaj holona, takhon klanto-biddhosto ami either elevator khnujte laglam noito ba steps. baki rasta nirbhejal bangali "Dour" , songe rakha mobile takhon surela golai deke cholchhe. amar korttati raat din ek kore boshe achhen. ekhon bhabi kato bekar poisai na sei somoi eisob phone er pichhone giechhilo, takhon na chhilo amar laptop, na chhilo I-phone.


Oi dekha jai amar oti ankakhito gate, eibar ei je boslam nischintya. aar keu amake flight miss korate parbena, baar 50 hater ticket ar gate - er uporer cholonto lekha milie niechhilam. lokjon er charidik e ki utsaho , tara dokan dekhchhe, chhobi tulchhe,jinish kinchhe,  khachhe dachhe. keu keu abar phursat e songer songi ba songini ke bhalobasar kothao bole nichhe. bishal sei airport er e pranto theke o pranto jabar byabostha mono-rail e , bhitore choloman footpath, sari sari ujjol dokan, ar koto rakomer monoharonkari posora. amar kintu kono dikei takabar somoi nei, ek mon e gate er dike najor rekhechhi, ki jani gomra mukho saheb guloke biswas nei jodi sesh muhurtye kichhu palte dai. niswas phellam flight er bhitor nijer seat ti dakhol kore.


ebar abar arek bipod. 2-4-2 combination ekhon 3-5-3. meyer pashe eshe boshechhe ak laal mukho saheb. meyer to prai kanna pai pai. ami sujog bujhe bole nilam " baba ke bole dibi, "ar asbona" !!" se ki bujhlo ke jane, chokh bujhe ghumie porai sryeo mone korlo. aar erpor suru holo amar tritio prostho maramari. "ore juice kha" se chokh-mukh tipe roilo, "ore bread kha" , tar chokh-mukh boja. "ore chicken kha" se aro jeno gobhir ghume chole galo. ektu terie dekhlo "Pastry" achhe shune. chokat chokat kore oi dui piece (nijer aar amar bhager) kheye abar chokh bujlo. kono cartoon, cinema, activities i take sei gobhir ghumer haat theke tulte parchhena. maer aar khabarer haat theke bnachar oitii tar priyo rasta holo. pasher lomba chaora saheb ek phnake tar 6 ti bachhar galpo shunie diechhe, amar takhon trahi rob, mone mone bhabchhi 'saheb, amar to ei ektike niei naker jol aar chokher jol', saheb, amader ma-konyer lorai dekhe chokher kon e muchki hese meyeke bollo 'u are tough', shune se aro pnachar moton mukh kore nilo. onek koste bar pnachek jol ar juice chhara gota rasta take aar kichhu khaoate parlam na. tatokhon e amar haat pa jure klanti. USA te pouchhachhi jakhon takhon mone hochhilo daak chhere kandi.hisab kose dekhlam prai 24 ghontaro beshi somoi dhore amar thik thak ghum nei , ar oi haat pa mure bose thaka. meyer size chhoto bole duti seat milie ektu haat pa chhoranor sujog thakleo ta emon kichhu aram dayok noi. ar sob theke jeta kaster ta holo airport e nambar age o pore sudhu megh chhara janla die dekhbar kichhui nei. issh kato sadh kore ei janlar dharer seat dakhol kore niechhilam, ordhek golardho perie aschhi , adhkhana prithibi upor thekei dekhe nebo. kono mane hoi... "elam je keno??"...


neme dekhi amar double size er police dnarie achhe guide korar jonye . machhi golaro upai nei ami to kon chhar. eta besh mojar, keu chaileo bhul kore kichhu kore phelte parbena. line die dnarie porlam port of entry r line e, eikhane dhabba marle tobe apni entry paben , ar lokjon je ei entry point ke ghire kato sato bhoi dekhano gappo bole rakhe.ar ekhon ei bondhu bandhobhin elakai,chhotto kochitir haat dhore amar kebol sei sobi mone porte laglo. ami je keno eto bhitu, nijer uporei nijer raag hochhilo.(sikkhya tobu kichhu hoeni, ekhono ami ekirakom bhitu) .


security check er opare babar ujjol mukh, meye ke kol e tule parom aswas e se bollo " barite rnedhe rekhe esechhi daal-bhat -alusidhha" , meyer mukh e takhon 1000 watt er bulb. aar ami bhabchhi kothata eikhanei bole pheli, kono kichhu dekhar agei, mohe porar agei paat chukie pheli "ei First aar shono, ei LAST !!!! ".....tao jodi jantam pherar pothe amar nirdosh joler bottle ke ghire ki hobe.....


Takhon eo jantam na je erpor ami abar international airport e lokjon ke guide kore dite parbo.